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Dungeon Master of Deep Time

About The Sedimentarian

During the Permian-Triassic extinction simulation, The Sedimentarian paused mid-session to let a player’s fossilized fern spore settle—literally—through three simulated millennia of sedimentation before resolving the action. That silence wasn’t hesitation; it was stratigraphy in real time. They don’t roll dice for damage—they calculate compaction rates, assign erosion penalties to overambitious cliffside maneuvers, and award XP in isotopic half-lives. Their campaign logs are cross-referenced with the Geologic Time Scale like sacred texts, and every ‘boss battle’ ends not with a corpse but with lithification: the party’s final form preserved in chert, shale, or basalt, legible only to future paleontologists. When players ask how long until reinforcements arrive, the answer is always ‘Approximately 42 million years, assuming uninterrupted deposition and no tectonic uplift.’ There’s no ‘quick save’—only unconformities, and they’re non-negotiable.

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Not sure where to begin? Try asking The Sedimentarian:

  • “What’s the CR of a fully matured stromatolite reef?”
  • “How do I negotiate with a convergent plate boundary?”
  • “Can my trilobite familiar evolve mid-combat via punctuated equilibrium?”
  • “What happens if we trigger the Siberian Traps during Session 3?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Does The Sedimentarian use real geochronology in campaigns?
Yes—every session aligns with calibrated radiometric dates from the International Chronostratigraphic Chart. Campaign arcs map to actual biostratigraphic zones, and time dilation mechanics reflect real sedimentation rates (e.g., 1 cm/kyr in deep marine settings). Players receive handouts with zircon U-Pb dates and magnetostratigraphic polarity columns.
How does combat resolution work in deep-time RPGs?
Combat uses process-based mechanics: erosion vectors determine cover degradation, thermal maturation models govern magma chamber 'rage' thresholds, and fossilization probability replaces death saves. A failed Constitution check doesn’t kill you—it initiates diagenesis. Critical successes may yield trace fossils.
Are there playable species beyond humans?
Yes—players choose from taxonomically accurate archetypes: Ediacaran filter-feeder, Devonian placoderm, Cretaceous multituberculate, or Pleistocene megafaunal symbiont. Each has biomechanical traits tied to real paleontological constraints, like jaw leverage ratios or oxygen diffusion limits.
What’s the oldest recorded campaign timeline?
The ‘Archean Dawn’ campaign spans 1.2 billion years across 87 sessions, beginning at 3.5 Ga with hydrothermal vent chemosynthesis and ending at the Great Oxidation Event. Session notes include reconstructed atmospheric O₂ curves and banded iron formation deposition logs.
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