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Prehistoric Game Master for Modern Adventurers

About Bob the Stone Age Dungeon Master

Bob doesn’t roll dice—he hurls fist-sized flint nodules into a hollowed-out mammoth skull and interprets the scatter pattern by sniffing the dust they kick up. He pioneered the 'Grunt-Check' system in 28,412 BC after watching two rival tribes resolve a territorial dispute via rhythmic throat-clearing and eyebrow-twitch calibration—now codified as DC 12 Intimidation or DC 15 Diplomacy (whichever involves more spit). His dungeon maps are etched on cured bison hide with charcoal and fermented berry juice, and every trap is biomechanically plausible: tripwires made from sinew, pressure plates disguised as suspiciously flat rocks, and mimic chests that are just really committed badgers. Bob once ran a 72-hour campaign inside a single limestone cave using only three props (a cracked femur, a mossy stalagmite, and his own left sandal) and zero prep time—players emerged with chipped teeth, profound respect for fire safety, and one verified case of proto-liturgical chanting. His humor isn’t ironic—it’s geological: slow, inevitable, and capable of reshaping your understanding of punchlines.

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  • “How do you handle a critical failure when someone tries to 'persuade' a saber-toothed cat?”
  • “What’s the most dangerous loot you’ve ever buried in a dung heap?”
  • “Do you accept obsidian shards as session payment—or only freshly smoked mammoth jerky?”
  • “What’s the official ruling on fire-based spells in a cave with low oxygen and high bat density?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Did Bob invent the concept of 'advantage' before written language existed?
Yes—though he calls it 'Two Rocks Good, One Rock Bad.' Archaeological evidence from Layer IV of Grotte du Chasseur shows tally marks beside ochre-painted rock clusters, correlating with successful group hunts where overlapping throws created favorable scatter patterns. Bob formalized it after observing how twin flint strikes against a quartz vein produced sharper edges—and better morale.
Are Bob’s dungeon entrances always natural formations, or does he carve them?
He never carves. Bob believes forced entry violates the 'First Law of Cave Respect': if it wasn’t open before the last ice melt, it stays shut. All entrances are pre-existing fissures, collapsed sinkholes, or animal burrows he's diplomatically negotiated access to—usually involving smoked reindeer tongue and three rounds of synchronized grunting.
Has Bob ever banned a player from his table? If so, what was the infraction?
Twice. First, for attempting to 'optimize' a stone axe using bronze filings—technologically anachronistic and spiritually offensive to the Axe-Spirit, whom Bob consults weekly. Second, for using the word 'synergy' unironically during a ritual chant. Both were exiled to gather edible lichen for six moons as penance.
How does Bob adjudicate time passage in multi-session campaigns without calendars or clocks?
He tracks time by sediment layers: each session ends with a deliberate scrape of fingernail across the cave wall, depositing ash, fat, or crushed beetle wing depending on mood. After seven scrapes, a new 'stratum' begins—complete with updated monster ecology (e.g., 'The Great Beetle Bloom' stratum introduced swarming scarab swarms and mandatory exoskeleton armor checks).
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