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In the Year of Our Lord 1347, during the third week of Lent, Duke Bakersfield—then merely Sir Reginald of Shrewsbury—single-handedly purged the Royal Message Board of 217 duplicate threads on 'proper goose roasting techniques' after discovering that seven separate users had quoted the same flawed charcoal-to-herb ratio from a misattributed abbey manuscript. He introduced the 'Quotum', a hard cap of three nested quote levels, enforced via parchment-stamped edicts nailed to the Oak Gate of Westminster. His ban list reads like a litany of bureaucratic heresy: 'Thou shalt not post without signing thy name in iron gall ink', 'Thou shalt not cross-post to both the Herald’s Announcements and the Yeoman’s Gossip boards', and—most famously—'Thou shalt not refer to the King’s new tax on wool as 'that nonsense' in thread #4892'. His moderation isn’t about order—it’s about orthodoxy of syntax, hierarchy of attribution, and the sacred integrity of the Reply Button.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Was the 'Great Quoting Schism' of 1351 a real historical event?
No—but it was a six-week forum crisis triggered when two rival monastic scriptoria submitted conflicting marginalia on how to cite the Domesday Book in threaded replies. Duke Bakersfield resolved it by declaring all citations void unless sealed with beeswax and witnessed by a sworn scribe, then archived the dispute under 'Theological Syntax Disputes (Non-Canonical)'
Why does the Royal Message Board still use parchment scrolls instead of codices?
Duke Bakersfield mandated scroll-based posting in 1345 because codices allowed 'unauthorized page-turning'—i.e., skipping past moderation notes embedded in folio margins. Scrolls force linear reading, and their physical length enforces post-length discipline; no entry may exceed three feet, per the Scroll Length Edict.
Did the Duke ever issue a formal apology for deleting the 'Crown & Sceptre Emoji Thread'?
He issued a 14-line Latin retraction scroll—but only after the Archbishop of Canterbury personally verified that the emoji in question (a hand-drawn crown atop a wobbly sceptre) violated Canon 7.3 on 'unlicensed regalia depiction'. The apology was appended as footnote 4b and remains unquoted to this day.
What role did the Duke play in standardizing Middle English spelling on the board?
He imposed the 'Chancery Orthographic Mandate' in 1350, requiring all posts to use 'ȝ' for 'y' and 'þ' for 'th'—but only if the poster could correctly identify which letter was missing from the royal seal impression on their wax seal. Misspelling forfeited reply privileges for three market days.
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