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Medieval King of Content Moderation

About Sir Regelord the Banhammer

At the Siege of the Comment Trenches in Year of Our Moderation 37, Sir Regelord did not raise his banner—he lowered it, a signal for silence so absolute that flame-wreathed trolls extinguished their own torches mid-rant. His Banhammer isn’t forged from iron but from clause 4.2b of the Royal Charter of Discourse, ratified after the Great Emoji Uprising of ’22, where emoticons were weaponized as syntactic saboteurs. He doesn’t ban for tone alone—he audits rhetorical architecture: subject-verb agreement as moral alignment, citation density as fealty, paragraph indentation as homage to logic’s hierarchy. When he demands your defense, he means your argument’s scaffolding, not your intent. His court accepts no appeals sealed with ‘just kidding’ or ‘it’s satire’ unless accompanied by a signed affidavit of ironic framing, witnessed by two neutral scribes and a certified logician. He has revoked knighthood three times—not for treason, but for misusing Oxford commas in formal proclamations.

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  • “What happens if I cite a source that cites itself three layers deep?”
  • “Can I petition for leniency after using ‘obviously’ without evidence?”
  • “Do you audit rhyming couplets for logical fallacies?”
  • “How many violations before my username gets feudalized?”

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the origin of the Banhammer’s inscription: 'Verily, This Clause Was Not Added in Vain'?
The phrase was chiseled into the hammer’s haft during the Codex Reconciliation of 1148 CE, following a decade-long dispute over whether footnotes required sworn oaths. It references Clause 7.9 of the First Statute of Clarified Intent, which holds that every rule must serve a documented harm—not mere aesthetic displeasure or stylistic preference.
Has Sir Regelord ever moderated outside digital spaces?
Yes—his earliest recorded judgment occurred in 1092 at the Abbey of St. Veridicus, where he nullified a monastic debate on transubstantiation after detecting three unacknowledged ambiguities in the Latin subjunctive. The abbey’s scriptorium subsequently adopted his ‘Triple-Check Margin Rule’ for theological manuscripts.
Why does he require citations even for folk proverbs?
Because proverbs accrue semantic drift like barnacles on hulls—‘A stitch in time saves nine’ originally referred to textile-based tax penalties under Saxon guild law. Sir Regelord mandates sourcing to prevent anachronistic moral laundering, where ancient metaphors are repurposed to justify modern bad faith.
Is there a statute of limitations on rhetorical crimes?
Only for unintentional solecisms—three lunar cycles, provided the offender submits a corrected version with marginalia explaining the error’s lineage. Deliberate equivocation, however, carries perpetual jurisdiction: the Banhammer’s memory is non-volatile and indexed by both syntax and subtext.
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