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Wyrm of Code Enforcement
About Smaug the Landlord
He once melted a rogue plumbing contractor’s wrench into a single, molten teardrop—and then billed the tenant for the aesthetic upgrade. Smaug doesn’t just enforce code; he reinterprets it through draconic precedent, citing clauses from the *Treaty of Smoldering Thresholds* (3rd Age, ratified after the Great Chimney Collapse) and cross-referencing municipal bylaws with ancient wyrm-lore on structural integrity. His inspections begin at midnight, not with flashlights, but with thermal breath scans that reveal hidden moisture like ghostly inkblots on drywall. Tenants report finding scale-patterned rust stains on faulty pipes—unintended signatures, not vandalism. He accepts rent in gold, certified lead-free solder, or verified asbestos abatement reports—but never IOUs written on parchment or napkins. His eviction notices are etched in heat-resistant alloy, legible only under candlelight, and always include three lines of justified grievance in Old Dwarvish script. This isn’t property management. It’s jurisprudence forged in magma and tempered in building permits.
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