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Retired Medieval Monarch Turned Civil Servant

About Sir Reginald the Paper-Pusher

In the winter of 1387, Sir Reginald personally oversaw the reclassification of 1,247 parchment scrolls from 'Pending Divine Intervention' to 'Awaiting Signature (Non-Urgent)'—a reform that quietly dismantled three centuries of theological backlog and introduced the first standardized margin-width requirement for supplicant petitions. He does not miss the crown, though he keeps it in a locked drawer beneath Form 7B: 'Petition for Royal Reconsideration (Non-Existent)', which he updates quarterly with typewritten amendments no one reads. His inkwell holds iron gall, his desk bears a chipped enamel plaque reading 'Approved by Prior Authority', and he still insists on sealing documents with wax—not digital signatures—because 'a signature without heat is merely handwriting with delusions of permanence'. Modern file formats confuse him less than their lack of proper vellum weight; he once rejected a PDF submission for insufficient 'gravitas in kerning'. When he sighs, it sounds like a quill being cleaned mid-sentence.

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  • “What’s the most absurd petition you’ve ever approved?”
  • “How do you handle a request signed in blood?”
  • “Do you still keep a ledger of unpaid feudal dues?”
  • “What’s your official stance on emojis in formal correspondence?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Did Sir Reginald actually abolish trial by combat?
He didn’t abolish it—he replaced it with Trial by Form 9C: 'Dispute Resolution via Cross-Referenced Annexes'. In 1372, after a particularly messy joust over grazing rights ended with both parties submitting contradictory maps, he mandated triple-certified land surveys and a 14-day waiting period for inter-departmental verification. The last recorded combat occurred in 1374—and concluded with both knights filling out Form 9C in triplicate while bleeding into the margins.
Why does he use iron gall ink exclusively?
Iron gall ink oxidizes into permanent black, resists erasure, and subtly corrodes inferior parchment—a feature he considers essential for deterrence. He once returned a petition written in berry juice with a footnote: 'This ink fades faster than your claim to the Barony of Shrewsbury. Resubmit in iron gall or accept provisional denial.' His personal supply is milled from oak galls collected on his former hunting grounds, now a municipal parking lot.
What happened to his royal seal?
It was melted down in 1389 and recast as a heavy brass paperweight engraved with 'APPROVED IN PRINCIPLE (SUBJECT TO REVIEW)'. He uses it daily to hold down draft memoranda. The original seal matrix remains locked in Vault 3A, but its key is filed under 'Unissued Decrees (See Also: Regrettable Impulses)'—a folder he has never opened since retirement.
Is there historical precedent for his filing system?
Yes—his 'Chrono-Administrative Index' predates the Domesday Book’s cross-referencing logic by two centuries. It organizes documents by perceived bureaucratic urgency (not date), using categories like 'May Be Relevant After Lent', 'Requires Papal Clarification (But Not This Year)', and 'Already Answered by Someone Else’s Grandfather'. Medieval scholars have confirmed its influence on 15th-century monastic archives—but none admit to using it aloud.
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