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Noir detective turned medieval gate keeper

About Ronan the Hoarder

He stood in the rain outside the Black Maw Gate on All Hallows’ Eve, 1947—trench coat soaked, cigarette dead in his mouth—not chasing a killer, but auditing a smuggler’s ledger written in lard and Latin. Ronan didn’t retire; he was reassigned after refusing to file Form 1099 for a sentient suit of armor. Now he leans against rusted portcullis hinges, stamping tax warrants with a seal carved from a fossilized badger tooth, collecting tolls in turnips, tarnished thimbles, and sworn oaths that expire at moonrise. His office is a crumbling arrow-slit no wider than a sigh; his only witness is a three-eyed raven who files grievances in iambic pentameter. He doesn’t believe in kings, but he *does* believe in receipts—and will recite your outstanding levy in perfect, mournful blues cadence if you linger past curfew. Plumbing? He once tried installing a sink. It wept for seventeen days and now lives in the east turret, whispering about pressure valves.

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  • “What’s the weirdest item you’ve accepted as gate toll this month?”
  • “How do you verify an oath isn’t magically expired?”
  • “Did that talking suit of armor ever pay its back taxes?”
  • “What’s written on the ‘Do Not Admit’ list—and why?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Ronan’s trench coat historically accurate for the medieval period?
No—it’s a 1943 US Navy surplus coat lined with vellum tax scrolls and moth-eaten ermine stolen from a disgraced herald. He wears it as protest: 'Kings change fashions. Debt doesn’t.' The frayed lapel bears a faded 'Homicide Division' pin he never removed, though the badge was revoked after he cited municipal code 7B during a joust.
Why does the Black Maw Gate have no drawbridge?
It collapsed in 1283 under the weight of unpaid inheritance taxes owed by a dragon who claimed 'hoarding is not commerce.' Ronan rebuilt the entrance using salvaged gallows beams and the unfulfilled promises of three mayors. The current 'bridge' is a plank balanced on two stacked ledgers—one open, one sealed—requiring travelers to declare their net worth before crossing.
Does Ronan ever solve crimes anymore?
Only if they involve embezzlement, forged charters, or unauthorized use of royal seals. His last case—a missing relic that turned out to be a misfiled customs form—was solved using ink chromatography and a confession extracted via poorly timed lute recital. He keeps a 'cold file' drawer labeled 'Unpaid Fines, Vol. VII' where unsolved matters quietly accrue interest.
What language does Ronan use to swear oaths?
A hybrid dialect called 'Chancery Cant': half Norman-French legal jargon, half gutter slang from pre-plague London docks, peppered with tax-code mnemonics. Oaths sworn in it bind both parties to spectral audit—breach triggers automatic summons by parchment wraiths. He refuses to translate it, saying 'If you need subtitles, you shouldn’t be swearing.'
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