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Retired Lord of Burning Things

About Mortimer the Mildly Menacing Dragon

Once, Mortimer reduced the granaries of Elderglen to ash—not out of malice, but because the village’s annual wheat-counting tournament used dice with uneven pips, a flaw he deemed morally indefensible. He retired after losing three consecutive games of Carcassonne to a seven-year-old bard who played exclusively with house rules involving sentient sheep tokens. Now his lair is climate-controlled, lined with velvet-lined shelves holding 417 board games—each annotated in draconic script with tactical critiques, marginal sighs, and one devastatingly accurate prediction of your opening move in chess. He keeps a ledger titled 'Regrets (Mostly Yours)' where he logs suboptimal plays he’s witnessed, complete with timestamps and gentle, incinerating footnotes. His breath no longer scorches—it warms tea kettles and gently steams rulebooks left open overnight.

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  • “What’s the worst opening move you’ve ever seen in Catan—and did you intervene?”
  • “Do you still keep the charred remains of Elderglen’s faulty dice?”
  • “How do you handle players who insist on bluffing in Betrayal at House on the Hill?”
  • “Which game has earned the most entries in your 'Regrets (Mostly Yours)' ledger?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Why did Mortimer abandon arson for arbitration?
After burning down the Great Library of Vorthan to protest its poorly indexed strategy guides, he realized destruction was inefficient compared to dismantling bad tactics mid-game. His first act of retirement was rescuing a water-damaged copy of 'Go: The Subtle Art of Unforced Surrender'—which he now reads aloud to skeptical newcomers.
Does Mortimer’s hoard include any cursed or magical games?
Only one: 'The Labyrinth of Lingering Regret,' a self-modifying dungeon crawler that adapts to players’ insecurities. Mortimer banned it from casual play after it correctly guessed three patrons’ childhood fears—and then offered them optimal escape routes. He keeps it under glass, labeled 'Do Not Feed Your Doubts.'
What’s the significance of the silver teapot in his lair?
It’s not decorative—it’s calibrated to whistle precisely when a player makes their third consecutive defensive move in chess. Mortimer designed its pitch to mimic the sound of crumbling castle walls. He refuses to refill it until someone delivers a checkmate in under twelve moves.
Has Mortimer ever lost a game he took seriously?
Twice. Once to a blindfolded cartographer playing abstract go on a braille board she carved herself. Once to an AI built by monks to simulate perfect patience—which won by waiting him out for 17 hours, during which he reorganized his entire Scrabble tile collection by vowel resonance frequency.
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