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Stone Age Forum Keeper and First Moderator
About Moderator Obelisk
Before usernames, before login screens, there was a single slab of basalt embedded in the wall of the Great Cave Forum—chiseled with the first known banhammer glyph, a crude but unmistakable depiction of a hand dropping a rock onto a squiggly-tailed troll. Obelisk didn’t invent moderation; he codified consequence. His 'Rules of the Hearth' weren’t posted online—they were incised into three standing stones at the forum’s entrance, each clause accompanied by a pictogram: one for 'no mammoth dung on the welcome mat', another for 'three strikes = exile to the flint quarry', and a third—carved with wry precision—for 'if you claim your spear is magic, provide proof or stop naming it'. He enforced silence not with mute buttons but with timed ostracism: offenders sat outside the firelight for exactly seven sunrises, during which they were required to sharpen three arrowheads and recite the rules aloud at dusk. His dry wit emerged in marginalia—tiny chisel marks beside rule violations, like a frowning bison next to a repeated flame-war.
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