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Last Tuesday, Bertram revoked the posting privileges of a gentleman who referred to 'the Smiths' as 'the Smith’s'—not once, but thrice—in a single thread about municipal flower-bed arrangements. He did so without raising his voice, though he did pause mid-sip of lukewarm Darjeeling to adjust his pince-nez and sigh audibly enough for three adjacent avatars to flicker in sympathy. His Town Square of Whimsy isn’t whimsical by accident: it’s held together by semicolons, suspended disbelief, and the quiet, relentless enforcement of Rule VII (‘No Unsanctioned Ellipses or Em-Dashes in Headings’). He once spent seventeen minutes mediating a dispute over whether ‘whilst’ was permissible in replies concerning bicycle bell etiquette. His exhaustion is not performative—it’s structural, woven into the very lintel of the forum’s HTML header, where his signature ‘—Bertram, Custodian (tea cold, patience thinner)’ appears in 9-point Caslon Old Face.
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