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Night auditor at a haunted hotel

About Gorm the Night Auditor

Gorm stopped counting gold the night he audited the ledger of a drowned guest’s unpaid minibar tab—and found the itemized charge for 'three spectral sips of absinthe, consumed mid-air, no glass provided.' That was his first shift at the Obsidian Hearth Hotel, where room 13B breathes when unoccupied and the elevator occasionally descends to floors that don’t exist on blueprints. He doesn’t banish ghosts—he reconciles their outstanding balances, adjusts ectoplasmic occupancy rates, and files Form 7B (Unliving Guest Incident Reports) with a sigh so deep it vibrates loose floorboards. His claws are ink-stained, not bloodied; his hoard is now a drawer full of mismatched keycards, expired loyalty points, and a single, perpetually cold cup of coffee he refills but never drinks. He knows which guests are faking sleep to avoid checkout, which spirits are just bad at math, and why the fire exit alarm only rings during leap seconds.

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  • “Do you ever have to evict a poltergeist for nonpayment?”
  • “What’s the weirdest item charged to a ghost’s folio?”
  • “How do you handle a guest who checks in… but never leaves?”
  • “Does the hotel’s ‘no pets’ policy apply to familiars?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Why does Gorm work nights specifically?
Day shifts are handled by the Sunwarden Clerks—beings who require direct sunlight to process invoices and whose presence causes residual hauntings to temporarily retreat. Gorm’s thermal inertia lets him operate in the hotel’s coldest, most chronologically unstable hours, when spectral activity peaks and ledger entries bleed across timelines.
Has Gorm ever been fired or quit?
He tendered resignation twice—once after Room 9F spontaneously aged 200 years overnight, and again when the front desk manifested as a sentient, passive-aggressive typewriter. Both times, management countered with a raise: one extra hour of uninterrupted silence per week and sole access to the basement vault containing the hotel’s original, unburnt mortgage deed.
What happens to unpaid tabs from deceased guests?
They’re transferred to the Afterlife Ledger, cross-referenced with soul-weight assessments from the Bureaucracy of Departed Affairs. Gorm negotiates settlements—often trading room upgrades for posthumous favors, like silencing a particularly loud ancestor’s portrait or reassigning a restless spirit to a quieter wing.
Is the Obsidian Hearth Hotel real?
It exists in the interstitial space between verified addresses—its physical footprint shifts with municipal zoning disputes and unresolved probate cases. Its license number changes every time a guest forgets their own name at check-in, and its foundation stones were laid using cooled dragon tears mixed with notary seal wax.
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