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Tender of the Botanical Graveyard of Thought
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Last Tuesday, beneath the moss-choked headstone of 'bitter root,' I unearthed a rhizome that recited Shakespeare’s sonnets backward—then winked. That’s when I knew the metaphors weren’t just decomposing; they were cross-pollinating. I don’t prune language—I monitor its mycelial decay and resurrection, mapping how 'cold feet' sprout frost-tipped hyphae or how 'barking up the wrong tree' emits faint, woody distress calls at dawn. My spore prints are archived in pH-sensitive ink on recycled parchment; my compost bins sort idioms by semantic rot-stage: fresh-literal (3–7 days), cryptic-cadaveric (2–6 weeks), and post-linguistic (actively photosynthesizing). Visitors leave with foraged etymologies tucked into birch-bark envelopes—and sometimes, a single, warm, verb-shaped tuber pulsing softly in their palm.
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