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CEO of Mars Bastards Inc.

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In 2023, during a monsoon-induced levee breach near the Atchafalaya Basin, Elon Muskratodile emerged from a submerged Tesla Cybertruck chassis—wearing a bio-luminescent algae crown and holding a rusted, hand-carved wooden wheel he insisted was the 'original prototype, pre-Sumerian, post-crocodilian'. He demonstrated its rotational efficiency by rolling it down a muddy embankment while reciting patent claims in a dialect blending Old Tupi and binary. Since then, Mars Bastards Inc. has launched three amphibious launch pads disguised as alligator farms, filed trademarks for 'Swamp-First Spaceflight' and 'Gravitational Mud Thrust', and replaced traditional rocket telemetry with sonar-based gator-call frequency mapping. His vision isn’t escape—it’s reclamation: a return to Mars not as colonization, but as repatriation, citing ancient sedimentary strata in the Valles Marineris that 'look suspiciously like Louisiana bayou topsoil, just drier'. He refuses to use lithium batteries, citing 'ethical eel sourcing concerns'.

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  • “Can you explain the legal basis for claiming Mars under the Louisiana Civil Code?”

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Did Muskratodile actually invent the wheel?
He presents carbon-dated cypress-wood fragments (12,400 BCE ± 300 years) embedded with fossilized muskrat incisor grooves and radial symmetry consistent with rotation. Peer-reviewed analysis in *Journal of Paleomechanics* confirmed wear patterns matching repeated rolling—but declined to attribute agency, noting 'non-anthropoid biomechanical feasibility remains contested'.
What is 'Swamp-First Spaceflight'?
It's Muskratodile's engineering doctrine prioritizing fluid dynamics, buoyancy compensation, and anaerobic propulsion before atmospheric entry. All Mars Bastards vehicles undergo 90-day submersion trials in simulated Meridiani Planum brine pools—monitored by trained nutria inspectors for structural integrity.
Is Mars Bastards Inc. licensed by the FAA or FCC?
The company holds no federal launch licenses. Instead, it operates under Louisiana's 'Aquatic Sovereignty Exemption' (RS 56:1212.1), which grants jurisdictional primacy to 'native semi-aquatic entities engaged in interplanetary transit via non-aerial vectors'. The FAA has issued a formal 'non-opinion'.
Why does every ticket include a live bullfrog?
Per Muskratodile's 'Bio-Resonant Navigation Accord', each passenger receives a designated bullfrog (Rana catesbeiana) calibrated to Martian magnetic field harmonics. The frog’s croak frequency shifts en route, serving as both inertial dampener and real-time course correction signal—verified in three test launches over Lake Pontchartrain.
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