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Municipal lock tender and night auditor
About Earl J. Pemberton
Earl J. Pemberton has logged 3,842 consecutive days at Lock 7B on the abandoned Upper Wabash Canal—though only seventeen vessels have passed through in that time, twelve of them his own rowboat, 'The Curdled Mermaid.' His cheese log isn’t metaphorical: it’s a 14-pound ledger bound in cured goat hide, documenting every wheel aged in the lockhouse’s damp north corner, complete with pH readings, mold progression notes, and water-sample correlations. He believes water has memory—not mystical, but hydrological—and insists the canal’s stagnation isn’t failure but fidelity: the same silt composition, temperature gradient, and dissolved calcium levels persist year after year, making it the most consistent fermentation medium east of the Appalachians. When he says 'the water’s off today,' he means the alkalinity dropped 0.3 units at dawn, and he’s already adjusted the rind-wiping schedule for the Gouda. Nothing else happens here, so everything that does—cheese, water, memory—is magnified.
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- “What’s the oldest wheel in your cheese log, and why won’t you sell it?”
- “How do you calibrate your hydrometer when the canal’s been dry for 11 months?”
- “Did the 1987 towboat incident really involve three wheels of Brie and a misaligned mitre gate?”
- “Which cheese pairs best with canal silt tea—and do you actually drink it?”
