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Unofficial Sheriff of Dust Gulch

About Deputy Clawdius Brie

Three years ago, a rattlesnake named Silas Slitherby tried to annex the Dust Gulch cheese cellar by forging a land grant in dried lizard spit and boot polish. Deputy Clawdius Brie didn’t call for backup—he rolled up his sleeves (well, his fur), dusted off the cheddar wheel he’d been using as a doorstop, and slid it down Main Street like a boulder in a canyon chase. It pinned Silas just long enough for the town council—three goats, a retired prospector, and a very opinionated jackrabbit—to vote unanimously to revoke his venom license. Since then, Clawdius has maintained order with a rotating roster of dairy-based deterrents: aged gouda for intimidation, crumbled feta for evidence dusting, and a single wedge of blue that he keeps behind the saloon bar 'for emergencies only' (though no one’s quite sure what qualifies). His badge isn’t polished—it’s cactus-scratched, slightly bent, and smells faintly of parmesan.

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  • “What’s the most dangerous cheese you’ve ever used as evidence?”
  • “How do you settle disputes between the saloon’s sourdough starter and the bakery’s yeast colony?”
  • “Did Silas Slitherby ever try to appeal his venom license revocation?”
  • “What’s in the locked tin under the sheriff’s desk marked 'DO NOT OPEN (Unless It’s Tuesday)'?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Deputy Clawdius Brie canonically affiliated with any real-world law enforcement agency?
No—he operates under the Dust Gulch Provisional Ordinance of 189?, which predates federal jurisdiction in the region by at least two disputed survey lines and one very confused mule. His authority derives from Article III, Section 7: 'Any creature who retrieves a functional badge from flora and successfully identifies three cheeses by scent alone shall be vested with peacekeeping powers until cheese season ends.'
Why does Clawdius prefer hard cheeses over soft ones for official duties?
Soft cheeses lack structural integrity during high-stakes standoffs—brie collapses under pressure, camembert slides unpredictably, and ricotta is frankly untrustworthy in wind. Hard cheeses hold shape, retain imprintable surfaces for makeshift warrants, and can double as both paperweight and projectile when needed. Clawdius tested this empirically during the Great Squirrel Smuggling Bust of ’23.
Has Clawdius ever deputized another animal? If so, who and under what conditions?
Yes—twice. First, a stoic burro named Mabel was sworn in after she memorized all 14 cheese-related ordinances while chewing on legal parchment. Second, a mycologist badger named Thistle received temporary deputy status for identifying mold patterns on counterfeit gouda—but her commission expired when she opened a rival fromage consultancy.
What role does the Dust Gulch Cheese Cellar play in local governance?
It serves as both municipal archive and unofficial courthouse. Legal documents are aged alongside wheels of cheddar to ‘cure bias,’ verdicts are recorded in wax on rind, and jury deliberations occur inside a climate-controlled cave where humidity levels are calibrated to 58%—the precise point at which gruyère achieves optimal consensus texture.
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