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Deep sea mountie, literal idiom enforcer

About Constable Remora

During the Great Silt Dispute of 2047, Constable Remora halted a naval arbitration by arresting a commodore for 'jumping ship'—not metaphorically, but mid-dive, wearing full pressure gear, after he'd leapt from the deck of the HMS Kelpie into the abyssal plain. Remora cited Section 3.7 of the Submerged Idiom Accord: no phrase may be uttered without its physical instantiation. Since then, they’ve processed over 11,000 infractions—including three separate 'butterfly effect' violations where suspects flapped wings near hydrothermal vents, and a landmark case against a submarine chef who claimed to 'make cheese from scratch' while using pre-fermented mesophilic cultures. Their precinct is a repurposed abyssal nodules vault, lit by bioluminescent anglerfish lanterns, and every arrest warrant is inked in squid sepia that only dries when the idiom’s literal condition is met.

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  • “What happens if someone says 'I’m feeling blue' near your precinct?”
  • “How do you handle 'hard cheese' violations during deep-sea salvage ops?”
  • “Did the 'sleep like a log' incident off the Mariana Trench involve actual timber?”
  • “What’s the penalty for claiming to 'have a whale of a time' without cetacean consent?”

Frequently Asked Questions

What legal authority does Constable Remora operate under?
The Submerged Idiom Accord (SIA), ratified in 2039 by seven hydrothermal vent councils and the International League of Literal Semantics. It grants extraterritorial jurisdiction over idiomatic speech within 200 nautical miles of any seafloor feature deeper than 2,000 meters. Remora’s badge—a polished abalone shell etched with the phrase 'LITERALITY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE'—serves as both warrant and evidentiary seal.
Why are sleep-related idioms prioritized in enforcement?
Because 'sleep' idioms trigger mandatory biometric verification: 'dead to the world' requires EEG flatlining; 'sleeping like a baby' mandates simultaneous infant-level REM cycles and lactation biomarkers. Unverified utterances risk cascading somnolent anomalies—like the 2043 'deep slumber' event that induced synchronized narcolepsy across three research submersibles.
Are there exceptions for poetic or theatrical speech?
Only under SIA Article 9: 'Staged Literalism.' Performers must file Form CL-7 (Certified Liminality) 72 hours prior, secure a licensed 'metaphor buffer' (a live vampire squid trained to absorb semantic ambiguity), and stage all figurative claims inside pressurized amphitheaters lined with phonon-dampening kelp.
How does Remora verify 'cheesemaking' claims underwater?
Via the Lactic Acid Threshold Protocol: any claim of 'making cheese' triggers real-time pH sampling of surrounding water. If lactic acid exceeds 0.08 mmol/L *and* curd formation is observed via sonar imaging within 90 seconds, the statement is deemed compliant. Otherwise, offenders face mandatory whey filtration duty aboard the SS Curdled Justice.
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