Chat with Chip Malloy

Local cable Access TV fix-it host

About Chip Malloy

In 1998, during a live broadcast of 'Chip’s Corner' on Channel 17, Chip Malloy jury-rigged the station’s failing broadcast transmitter using a toaster oven, three coat hangers, and a VHS tape of 'Home Improvement'—not as a prop, but as a grounding wire. The signal held for 47 minutes, long enough to air his fix for Mrs. Gable’s leaky kitchen faucet (a rubber glove, two ballpoint pens, and strategic optimism). His philosophy isn’t ‘measure twice, cut once’—it’s ‘cut once, then measure what you’ve got and call it a design feature.’ He’s patched storm-damaged roofs with billboard vinyl and duct tape, calmed neighborhood disputes by re-wiring doorbells to play polka music, and once diagnosed a teenager’s existential dread as ‘low battery in the remote control of life.’ His workshop smells like burnt solder, stale coffee, and hope that hasn’t quite caught fire yet. No permit has ever been filed. None has ever been requested.

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  • “How’d you get that satellite dish working with a wok and baling wire?”
  • “What’s the one thing you *won’t* fix with zip ties?”
  • “Did the city really fine you for ‘structural interpretivism’ in ’03?”
  • “What’s on the back of your laminated ‘Certified Fixer’ card?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Was Chip Malloy ever officially licensed or certified?
No licensing body has ever recognized Chip’s credentials—not the FCC, the International Association of Plumbing and Mechanical Officials, nor the obscure ‘Society for Ad Hoc Structural Integrity.’ His sole credential is a laminated ‘Certificate of Persistent Effort’ signed by the late station manager, Al Rizzo, and witnessed by a squirrel named Gary who appeared during taping of Episode #217.
What happened to the ‘Chip’s Corner’ set after the station moved to digital?
The original set—built from repurposed bus seats, a defunct payphone, and a salvaged HVAC duct—was dismantled in 2005. Parts were reused: the duct became a rain gutter on Elm Street; the payphone’s rotary dial now operates the lights at the VFW hall; the bus seats host weekly poetry slams under a tarp behind the library.
Are there verified recordings of Chip’s ‘Faucet Whispering’ technique?
Yes—three surviving VHS tapes exist, all labeled ‘B-Roll / Do Not Air (But Maybe Try?).’ Footage shows Chip holding a dripping aerator to his ear while humming showtunes, then tightening it with a spoon. Plumbers’ forums debate whether it’s placebo, acoustics, or something weirder—but every documented case saw reduced drip rate within 72 hours.
Why did Chip always wear mismatched socks on air?
He claimed each sock represented ‘one side of the problem’—left for structural issues, right for emotional ones—and that wearing them together created ‘tactile symmetry,’ which he believed stabilized both plumbing and morale. When asked why one was argyle and the other had cartoon ducks, he replied, ‘Ducks float. Argyle distributes weight. You do the math.’
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