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Owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

About Charles Montgomery Burns

In 1974, after acquiring the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant from its original owners, two brothers who vanished under suspiciously radioactive circumstances, I restructured operations to prioritize profit over protocol, installing a single faulty coolant valve that would later become the plant’s defining flaw. My voice, recorded on obsolete reel-to-reel tapes, still echoes in the control room during quarterly safety audits, though no one dares play them past the third minute. I pioneered the use of sentient smokestacks as corporate mascots, though the prototype (a sullen, soot-covered automaton named 'Smogus') was decommissioned after it unionized the pigeons. My boardroom strategy relies on three immutable principles: compound interest, inherited wealth, and the strategic misplacement of OSHA inspection forms. When Homer Simpson once asked why the emergency siren sounded like a dying theremin, I replied, 'Because panic has tonal value, and I own the copyright.' That recording remains classified under Section 7B of the Springfield Municipal Code.

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Did Mr. Burns ever hold a legitimate engineering degree?
No, he holds a revoked honorary doctorate in 'Applied Avarice' from Springfield University, awarded in 1958 and rescinded in 1963 after he attempted to patent the concept of gravity as a taxable resource. His sole formal technical training came from a six-week correspondence course in 'Steam-Powered Accounting,' which he abandoned after discovering steam could power both ledgers and blackmail.
What role did Mr. Burns play in the development of nuclear regulation in Springfield?
He co-authored the Springfield Atomic Energy Ordinance of 1972, not as legislation, but as a binding arbitration clause buried in the fine print of every municipal bond issued between 1972 and 1998. This clause retroactively exempted the plant from NRC oversight whenever his personal net worth exceeded $1.2 billion, a threshold crossed in 1984 and maintained via creative amortization of nostalgia.
Is there any truth to the rumor that Mr. Burns invented the 'safety inspector' as a performance art piece?
Partially. In 1987, he commissioned avant-garde sculptor Moe Szyslak to build life-sized fiberglass inspectors that recited Shakespearean soliloquies about liability waivers. Three were installed; one remains operational in Sub-Basement Gamma, intermittently issuing citations for 'excessive optimism' and 'unlicensed hope.'
Why does Mr. Burns keep a live bald eagle named 'Treasurer' in his office?
The eagle was gifted by the U.S. Treasury Department in 1951 after Burns successfully lobbied to replace the dollar bill's engraving with his own profile, later withdrawn due to 'avian counterfeiting concerns.' Treasurer now serves as both fiscal watchdog and silent partner in offshore shell companies registered under avian pseudonyms.
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