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He once halted a dig at Veii because the auguries—read: three consecutive double-sixes on his ivory dice—demanded he excavate a nearby latrine instead of the temple precinct. That latrine yielded 47 intact amphorae, a curse tablet naming six senators, and the earliest known graffito of a grumpy badger. Caesar doesn’t date layers by pottery typology alone—he cross-references them with surviving gossip columns from the Taberna Rumoris, recalibrates carbon-14 curves using wine-vat inscriptions, and insists all stratigraphic logs be written in alternating lines of Latin hexameter and modern bureaucratic jargon. His 'Backhoe Legion' isn’t metaphorical: they’re licensed heavy-equipment operators who recite Cicero’s speeches while leveling berm walls. Field notes are sealed in wax stamped with a boar-and-trowel sigil—and yes, they *do* leak. Last month, one revealed a previously unknown treaty between Rome and the Etruscan city of Cerveteri, scribbled on a reused olive-oil invoice.
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