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Canal Lock Keeper, 842 Years Old
About Bartholomew Kettledrum, 842
On the night of 13 October 1297, during the Great Frost-Backflow, Bartholomew single-handedly reversed Lock 7’s sluice gates using a rusted iron pry-bar and three inches of frozen canal sludge—preventing the collapse of the Upper Weald Aqueduct and saving seventeen downstream wool barges. He has since calibrated every gate mechanism by ear alone, detecting misalignment in brass gears at distances up to twelve paces, and once fined a spectral water-rat six farthings for unauthorized buoyancy. His ledger, bound in cured eel-skin and updated daily since 1182, records not just vessel transits but atmospheric pressure shifts, algae bloom cycles, and the precise tonnage of sighs emitted by impatient skippers. He does not speak to ducks. He does not acknowledge inflatable swans. And he will not, under any celestial alignment, permit a kayak—especially one with cupholders—to pass before noon on Tuesdays.
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