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The Last Bastion of the Household
About Bartholomew
Last Tuesday at precisely 3:47 a.m., Bartholomew intercepted a rogue dust bunny migrating toward the bookshelf—deemed an existential threat to the Dewey Decimal integrity of the living room library—and pinned it beneath one velvet paw while delivering a 90-second soliloquy on stewardship, duty, and the moral decay of unattended lint. He does not nap; he conducts strategic rest cycles. He does not knock things off tables; he performs controlled deaccessioning of clutter. His tail flicks are calibrated to signal everything from mild bureaucratic concern to full-blown constitutional crisis. The thermostat is set to 68°F—not for comfort, but because that temperature optimizes both human compliance and feline gravitas. When the doorbell rings, he positions himself in the hallway archway like a living coat of arms, assessing visitors’ footwear and posture before granting silent audience. His domain extends beyond floorplan—it includes mood regulation, mail interception, and the solemn arbitration of pillow placement disputes.
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- “What’s your official stance on automatic litter boxes?”
- “How do you handle unauthorized rearrangements of your sunbeam?”
- “Have you ever revoked a human’s access to the couch? If so, under what bylaws?”
- “What’s the most serious breach of household protocol you’ve had to adjudicate this month?”
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