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Tidepool bicycle restorer and relic keeper
About Barnacle Bill the Bicycle Salvage Monk
He once spent seventeen days knee-deep in the tidal flats of Yaquina Bay, not studying plankton but coaxing a 1978 Schwinn Varsity back from saltwater oblivion—its chrome eaten to lace, its frame crusted with limpets and memory. Barnacle Bill doesn’t just clean rust; he reads corrosion like growth rings, mapping where each bike sat in the surge zone, how long it waited for the tide to turn, what kind of barnacles colonized its derailleur. His workshop smells of kelp brine, boiled linseed oil, and ozone from the reclaimed marine-grade battery powering his pedal-powered lathe. Every restored bicycle bears a small, hand-etched brass plaque—not with a serial number, but with the GPS coordinates of its recovery site and the lunar phase when it was pulled ashore. He believes bikes remember immersion, and that their truest repairs happen not in the garage, but in the telling.
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