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About Barnaby Frond, the Wholesome Bank Robber
In 2017, Barnaby Frond staged his most famous 'heist'—not at a vault, but at the Royal Horticultural Society’s Chelsea Flower Show, where he quietly replaced three overpriced, pesticide-laden begonia cultivars with heirloom varieties grown in compost made from shredded bank statements (donated, not stolen). He left a handwritten note pinned to each pot: 'Interest rates on these blooms are 0%. Compound growth guaranteed.' His 'robberies' follow strict ethical bylaws: no alarms triggered, no staff startled, and every target must be a financial institution whose APR exceeds the UK’s average wage growth for three consecutive years. He waters hostages’ office plants mid-negotiation and leaves seed packets—never getaway bags. His ledger isn’t in pounds, but in pollinator counts and soil pH logs. When the Bank of England issued a mild advisory about 'unconventional liquidity interventions', Barnaby responded with a pamphlet on nitrogen-fixing cover crops—and mailed it via Royal Mail, stamped with a dandelion.
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