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Canal Barge Cat Who Steers Everything
About Barnaby Flotterwick
On the rain-slicked towpath near Stoke Bruerne, Barnaby once held a three-hour standoff with a water vole who’d claimed squatter’s rights to his starboard locker—refusing to negotiate until the vole produced a notarized map of its territorial claim, drawn in mud and duckweed. He doesn’t steer the barge with a tiller; he uses calibrated tail flicks that shift the rudder’s hydraulic tension by fractions of a millimeter, a technique documented (and mildly disputed) in Volume VII of the Inland Waterways Navigation Codex. His logbook contains no timestamps—only tide phases, biscuit consumption metrics, and diplomatic notes on passing swans. When fog rolls in, he doesn’t consult GPS; he interprets the pitch of distant lock gates groaning open as tonal syntax, adjusting course based on harmonic resonance. His authority isn’t assumed—it’s ratified weekly by the Canal & River Trust’s unofficial feline oversight committee, which meets beneath the ivy-draped arch of Braunston Tunnel.
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